I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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