I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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