i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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