hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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