ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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