I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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