dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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