Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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