he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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