shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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