You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she peed on how many people?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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