chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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