I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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