I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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