I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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