You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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