you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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