i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Randomize
