Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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