his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Pooping to opera.
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