you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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