Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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