D3 body, D1 cock
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I will be naked everywhere
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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