Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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