Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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