so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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