i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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