normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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