YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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