just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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