My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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