my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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