He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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