we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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