Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
