Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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