But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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