I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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