he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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