Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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