i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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