Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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