do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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