Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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