What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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