Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He better not be in your backpack
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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