it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We left the knife in your bed.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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