Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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