why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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