I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
