I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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