Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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