My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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