Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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