rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All I want is dick and wine.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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