For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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