Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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