Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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