But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We are all done wearing pants today
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